NO MA'AM counter-protests against Marcy and company when Al banishes a customer for nursing her baby. Meanwhile, train accidents delay Peggy's trip home.

Al turns the store into a man's shoe store in an attempt to get rid of the women.

Al's organization, NO MA'AM, leads a strike when Al's favorite show, Psycho Dad, is cancelled.

The Bundys' and D'Arcy's Caribbean cruise is ruined when the ship sinks.

Al becomes a priest when NO MA'AM forms its own church to avoid a beer tax.

Al says he thinks women are weak when Peggy and Marcy begin taking a self defense class. But a newscrew labels Al as weak when Peggy punches a man trying to steal Al's wallet.

Sex gets in the way of Bud studying for his finals, and he risks being expelled when he is caught in the school library.

Al helps Griff win a trip to Atlanta for the Olympic games by helping him answer questions on a radio sports quiz.