Cat persuades Sam to enter a texting competition where she faces off against a sweet boy with domineering mother. Dice attempts to dodge his annoying old pal.

A client compliments one of the girls, but Sam and Cat aren't sure to whom he was referring, so they get competitive and try to outshine each other as babysitters.

Dice enlists the help of Sam and Cat to convince Goomer's mother that Goomer is a high school teacher.

Sam and Cat are hired to baby-sit a doll on Halloween. Cat thinks she turned Dice into a monkey.

An old TV show's title causes problems for the girls because it's similar to their business's name, so Sam and Cat try to find the show's creators, who are in the midst of a long-standing feud.

Cat becomes obsessed with finding a missing shoe, even though she's supposed to be making special meatballs to replace all of the ones Sam ate.

Sam inquires about Cat's spending spree, so Cat takes her to an ATM that's giving out free cash, leading Sam to question the legality of the scenario.

A popular soda pop is banned, so the girls make their own version of it and sell it, which gets them in trouble with the authorities.

Sam and Cat bribe a child to raise her grades in exchange for a doll, but the cost of the doll and its accessories are more than they expected. Meanwhile, Goomer can't find his lucky T-shirt.

The girls must accompany two kids on an airplane after they survive the challenges of the airport.

A rock star gets injured by the girls, who take a bad situation and make it worse as they try to hide what they did.