Freestyle rappers in New York are prompted with non-existent words, and an apartment in Chicago seems like a great bargain, but there's no bathroom. Mayim Bialik and Peter Funt host.

Volunteers in Denver sample what they believe is marijuana, but the "buzz" they claim to feel is from pure water vapor. Drivers are stopped for going 8 MPH in a 5 MPH zone. At diner, a guy dunks his donut in strangers' coffee.

A store in Arizona refuses service to straight customers, and employees at a supermarket in Connecticut are traded to a rival store. Baseball great Reggie Jackson is a surprise guest at a dry cleaning shop.

Carnie Wilson (Wilson Phillips) plays a hilariously nervous tattoo artist. Patrons at a New York restaurant are served dishes which are entirely foam. Golfers get frustrated when balls magically fall off the tee.

Operators at a call center get squirted during a video chat. A movie theater uses scanners to check patrons for illegal snack food.

New Yorkers learn they must use eight trash cans for recycling. A grocery store requires three forms of ID for purchases.

An un-tanning machine that takes away your tan. Customers are charged an in-store purchase fee. A man asks passersby to make change for a dime.

Diners are surprised to see restaurant employees wearing germ masks. A snack machine advertises candy but delivers carrots. A beauty salon serves both humans and dogs! Kids primp in the mirror for the first day of school.

A TV that has 11 inches of picture and 49 inches of ads confuses shoppers. Carnie Wilson plays a waitress who tastes customers' food. Video producers must work with the world's laziest cat.