Which is superior, pie or cake? Tempers flare, insults are hurled, and things get downright ugly in this passionate battle of life and death.

Which are more lovable, babies or old people? Spoiler: both are annoying and disgusting.

Which is better, becoming more worldly through travel or through staying home to binge-watch all the TV shows in your queue?

What is preferable, the virtual world of the Internet or the actual world where things like people and books exist?

Which are more awesome, cats or dogs? No stone is left unturned, guns are used, and it becomes horrifyingly clear that we are are all animals.