Cast 29

1. 

   Asta Paredes

   Chrissy

2. 

   Catherine Corcoran

   Lauren

3. 

   Brenda Rickert

   Aunt Bee

4. 

   Lloyd Kaufman

   Lee Harvey Herzkauf

5. 

   Stan Lee

   Narrator

6. 

   Leesa Rowland

   Victoria

7. 

   Lemmy Kilmister

   The President

8. 

   Zac Amico

   Zack

9. 

   Vito Trigo

   Leonardo

10. 

    Clay von Carlowitz

    Eugene

11. 

    Debbie Rochon

    Coach Kotter

12. Mike Baez

    Donatello

13. Tara E. Miller

    Rachel

14. Babette Bombshell

    Principal Westly

15. 

    Stefan Dezil

    Slater

16. 

    Rick Collins

    Ron Simms

17. Gabriela Fuhr

    Kelly

18. 

    Caleb Emerson

    Peanutch (Metal Detector Guard)

19. William Dreyer

    Arnold

20. Mark Quinnette

    Michaelangelo

21. Adam P. Murphy

    Mr. Chips

22. 

    Judah Friedlander

    The World Champion

23. Josh Potter

    Jock / The Toxic Avenger

24. 

    Kyle Rappaport

    Dancing Boy

25. 

    Robert Prichard

    Cop #1

26. 

    Lisa Gaye

    Professor Holt

27. 

    Brick Bronsky

    Dick Smith

28. 

    John Migliore

    Lauren's Chauffer

29. Joe Narode

    Joey Muscles (uncredited)

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