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We are werewolves, not swear-wolves!
posted by tmdb57932021STAFFMOD on February 24, 2017 at 4:39 PM
Since we don't have the Quotes section yet, I thought I would make a thread with my favourite quotes.
I'd probably just quote the entire movie, because i don't think there is another film that made me laugh so much as What We do In The Shadows, but here are some from the top of my head:
Vladislav: Leave me to do my dark bidding on the internet!
Viago: What are you bidding on?
Vladislav: I am bidding on a table.
Deacon: I think we drink virgin blood because it seems cool.
Vladislav: I think of it like this - if you are going to eat a sandwich, you would just enjoy it more if you knew no one had fucked it.
Reply by SaltyGirl
on February 24, 2017 at 4:47 PM
Let's try this again...
Viago: Yeah some of our clothes are from victims. You might bite someone and then you think.. Oh, those are some nice pants!
Vladislav: We're vampires, we don't put down towels!
This movie is hilarious, you are right, we could quote the whole movie.
Reply by tmdb57932021
on February 24, 2017 at 4:49 PM
Yes, let's!
Why Vladislav looks so young
Reply by jann
on March 12, 2017 at 7:28 PM
These are not exact quotes; I'm pulling them from my memory after just watching this last night:
Viago: ... and more police will come, and maybe even Christians and THAT is the last thing we need.
Vlad: We should get slaves.
Deacon (describing ways humans can die): Or making the simple mistake of creating a mask out of crackers and being pecked to death by ducks (something like that.)
Viago: Oh, it's a spinal column, yuck!
Werewolves: Count to 10, human again!
Lead werewolf: Take off all the clothes you want to keep, everybody!
Jackie: She looks like a virgin, she acts like a virgin; who would have sex with her? I wouldn't.
Viago: He put the wrong postage on my coffin and it took me 18 months to get here.
And there are tons more.
Reply by tmdb82469342
on June 25, 2019 at 12:20 PM
"You can't go to the ball as Blade, he's a vampire hunter"