Well...I can't deny that Ilfenesh Hedera looks just stunning in her one-piece, red swimsuit. I never saw this coming for her! (I don't mean that in a bad way)
Is imagination dying. Another series into a movie. Where's all the talent of yesteryear. When writers could write an original story....or the other way around in some cases..
Here's the thing, I might get laughed at but whatever. I liked Baywatch. If we can put aside the cheesiness & boob bouncing, it opened my eyes to how hard it is to be a lifeguard. The shit they deal with on the beach and in the water. It was original at the time.
I was hoping The Rock was gonna I don't know bring a bit more seriousness to it considering the show has been a butt of jokes. He instead decided to go for the jokes. I'm kinda disappointed.
Currently sitting at 11%.... Everyone but OP saw this one coming apparently.
As the second half limped to its laugh-free action climax, I felt like I was drowning in a sea of boredom with not even a lame, penis-related gag to cling to, let alone a red floaty thing. 1/5
Ouch...
Tonally, Baywatch veers all over the place like a drunk on a speedboat, making for one of the most lackluster comedies. 1/5
Damn...
And make no mistake: “Baywatch” is dead on arrival.
Damn, the previews made it look funny so I thought this could have the same magic as "21 Jumpstreet". This was another 80s TV series turned into a raunchy rated R comedy. It was surprisingly funny and I hoped Baywatch would be the same. I guess not. Looks like I'll save this one for a cheap redbox rental. Since I passed on King Arthur I might go see that this weekend. Pirates 5 looks boring and this movie seems like it'll be a waste of time. King Artur I'm sure will at least be entertaining as a stylish Ritchie action film.
Movies like this are what make Arabs think that Americans are only about sex. If you show Baywatch to an Arab, he won't say "it's about lifeguarding on beaches, by the way there are hot chicks in it." He would say "it's about hot chicks on beaches, by the way there is some lifeguarding in it."
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Reply by tmdb13060682
on May 19, 2017 at 7:12 PM
Ugh...
Reply by tmdb53400018
on May 19, 2017 at 7:21 PM
Well...I can't deny that Ilfenesh Hedera looks just stunning in her one-piece, red swimsuit. I never saw this coming for her! (I don't mean that in a bad way)
Reply by ComputerBlue
on May 19, 2017 at 9:42 PM
Haha
Not a chance.
It might be a big hit internationally though.
Reply by AusFem
on May 20, 2017 at 1:22 AM
Is imagination dying. Another series into a movie. Where's all the talent of yesteryear. When writers could write an original story....or the other way around in some cases..
Reply by honeywolf3
on May 22, 2017 at 5:35 AM
Here's the thing, I might get laughed at but whatever. I liked Baywatch. If we can put aside the cheesiness & boob bouncing, it opened my eyes to how hard it is to be a lifeguard. The shit they deal with on the beach and in the water. It was original at the time.
I was hoping The Rock was gonna I don't know bring a bit more seriousness to it considering the show has been a butt of jokes. He instead decided to go for the jokes. I'm kinda disappointed.
Reply by ComputerBlue
on May 23, 2017 at 10:50 AM
https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/baywatch_2017
Currently sitting at 11%.... Everyone but OP saw this one coming apparently.
Ouch...
Damn...
Reply by J
on May 23, 2017 at 3:24 PM
Damn, the previews made it look funny so I thought this could have the same magic as "21 Jumpstreet". This was another 80s TV series turned into a raunchy rated R comedy. It was surprisingly funny and I hoped Baywatch would be the same. I guess not. Looks like I'll save this one for a cheap redbox rental. Since I passed on King Arthur I might go see that this weekend. Pirates 5 looks boring and this movie seems like it'll be a waste of time. King Artur I'm sure will at least be entertaining as a stylish Ritchie action film.
Reply by Ibraheem...
on October 13, 2017 at 11:14 AM
Movies like this are what make Arabs think that Americans are only about sex. If you show Baywatch to an Arab, he won't say "it's about lifeguarding on beaches, by the way there are hot chicks in it." He would say "it's about hot chicks on beaches, by the way there is some lifeguarding in it."