Cast 68

1. 

   Charlie Sheen

   Topper Harley

2. 

   Lloyd Bridges

   President Thomas 'Tug' Benson

3. 

   Valeria Golino

   Ramada Rodham Hayman

4. 

   Richard Crenna

   Col. Denton Walters

5. 

   Rowan Atkinson

   Dexter Hayman

6. 

   Miguel Ferrer

   Commander Arvid Harbinger

7. 

   Brenda Bakke

   Michelle Rodham Huddleston

8. 

   Jerry Haleva

   Saddam Hussein

9. 

   David Wohl

   Gerou

10. 

    Mitchell Ryan

    Gray Edwards

11. 

    Michael Colyar

    Williams

12. 

    Ryan Stiles

    Rabinowitz

13. Rosemary Johnston

    Lavinia Rodham Benson

14. Ben Lemon

    Team 2 Leader

15. 

    Buck McDancer

    Richard Nixon

16. Larry Lindsey

    Gerald Ford

17. Ed Beheler

    Jimmy Carter

18. Daniel T. Healy

    George Bush

19. 

    Jay Koch

    Ronald Reagan

20. 

    Charles Haugk

    Navy Seal

21. Dian Kobayashi

    Mrs. Rodham Soto

22. 

    Bob Vila

    Self

23. 

    Stuart Proud Eagle Grant

    Geronimo

24. J. D. DeKranis

    Michael Corleone Lookalike

25. Bob Legionaire

    Captain McCluskey Lookalike

26. Corey Rand

    Sollozzo Lookalike

27. 

    Tony Edwards

    Limo Driver

28. 

    James Lew

    Kick Boxer Opponent

29. 

    Gerald Okamura

    Corrupt Kick Boxing Referee

30. 

    Chi Muoi Lo

    Thai Kick Boxing Sportscaster

31. Ron Pitts

    Black Kick Boxing Sportscaster

32. 

    Norm Compton

    Phil

33. 

    Kelly Connell

    Radio Operator

34. Wayne Satz

    News Anchorman

35. 

    Pat Harvey

    News Reporter

36. 

    Joseph V. Perry

    Singing Waiter

37. Oz Tortora

    Singing Busboy

38. Judith Kahan

    Veiled Woman

39. 

    Shaun Toub

    Sleeping Guard

40. Mark Steen

    Adrian Messenger

41. Carey Tall Sr.

    Train Conductor

42. Don Miloyevich

    Cab Driver

43. Ed Nassaney

    Iraqi Door Guard

44. Andrew M. Siegel

    Iraqi Soldier

45. C. Ransom Walrod

    Iraqi Boat Driver

46. John Escobar

    Necktie Guard

47. Nancy Abrahams

    Mother Whose Baby is Snatched

48. Charlie Abrahams

    Snatched Baby

49. Jane Butenoff

    Slim Woman at Banquet

50. Louise Yaffe

    Gray Edwards' Concubine

51. Eleanor Schiff

    Gray Edwards' Concubine

52. Pamela Thompson

    Nun Not in This Movie

53. Karen Proft

    Nun Not in This Movie

54. Jack I. Bernstein

    Cop (as Jack Bernstein)

55. Don Gruenberg

    Backyard Family

56. Alice Gruenberg

    Backyard Family

57. Jamie Abrahams

    Backyard Family

58. Joseph Abrahams

    Basketball Player

59. Alison Anne Abrohams

    Chain Skimmer

60. Deborah Hwang-Marriott

    Kickboxing Mother

61. William Haig Marriott

    Kickboxing Child

62. Shelley Beattie

    American Gladiator Siren

63. 

    Raye Hollitt

    American Gladiator Zap

64. 

    Andreas Katsulas

    Rufshaad

65. 

    Clyde Kusatsu

    Prime Minister Soto

66. 

    Gregory Sierra

    The Captain

67. 

    Martin Sheen

    Capt. Benjamin L. Willard (uncredited)

68. 

    Al Leong

    Kick Boxing Fight Crowd Member (uncredited)

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