John Thomson

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Known For Acting

Known Credits 137

Gender Male

Birthday April 2, 1969 (56 years old)

Place of Birth Salford, Lancashire, England, UK

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John Patrick-Thomson
John Thompson
John Patrick Thomson

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John Thomson

Biography

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.

John Patrick Thomson (born Patrick Francis McAleer on 2 April 1969) is an English comedian and actor, known for his roles in The Fast Show and Cold Feet.

Description above from the Wikipedia article John Thomson (comedian), licensed under CC-BY-SA, full list of contributors on Wikipedia.

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.

John Patrick Thomson (born Patrick Francis McAleer on 2 April 1969) is an English comedian and actor, known for his roles in The Fast Show and Cold Feet.

Description above from the Wikipedia article John Thomson (comedian), licensed under CC-BY-SA, full list of contributors on Wikipedia.

Known For

Acting

2025

(1 episode) as Self - Team Captain

2024		The 1970s: Those Were the Days (2 episodes) as Self - Narrator
2024		The Gentlemen (1 episode) as Frank
2024		Too Good to Be True (1 episode) as Geoff

2023

as Self

2022		Best Year Ever (4 episodes) as Self - Actor
2022		Red Riding Hood: After Ever After as Plank
2022		Hi-De-Hi!: All the Laughs & More as Self
2022		Bridge of Lies (1 episode) as Self - Participant
2022		Last Of The Summer Wine: 30 Years Of Laughs as Self
2022		Sister Boniface Mysteries (1 episode) as Leonard Monk
2022		Dodger (1 episode) as Farmer Grundles

2021		The Weakest Link (1 episode) as Self
2021		Last Train to Christmas as Vic
2021		Les Dawson Lost Tapes as Self
2021		Wetherspoons: How Do They Do It?! as Narrator
2021		Paul Sinha's TV Showdown (1 episode) as Self - Contestant

2020		Coronation Street: 60 Unforgettable Years as Self
2020		The Fast Show: Just a Load of Blooming Catchphrases as Himself, Various Characters
2020		Dog Loves Books (52 episodes) as Dog (voice)
2020		McDonald & Dodds (1 episode) as Jimmy Daly

2019		Inside Cadbury: Chocolate Secrets Unwrapped as Narrator
2019		Brassic (2 episodes) as Colin Popov
2019		7 Up & Me as Self
2019		Being Frank: The Chris Sievey Story as Himself
2019		This Time with Alan Partridge (1 episode) as Joe Beasley

2018		The People's Vet (1 episode) as Self - Narrator
2018		Celebrity Catchphrase (1 episode) as Self
2018		Shane the Chef (52 episodes)

2017		Richard Osman's House of Games (10 episodes) as Self - Contestant
2017		Dying Laughing as Self

2016		Caroline Aherne at the BBC as Self - Presenter
2016		Dara O Briain's Go 8 Bit (1 episode)
2016		Alan Partridge's Scissored Isle as Kevin Ruddock
2016		Grimsby as Bob Tolliver
2016		Bargain-Loving Brits in the Sun (247 episodes) as Self - Narrator
2016		Billionaire Boy as Len

2015

2014		Northern Soul as Terry
2014		Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled (1 episode) as Self

2013		The Power of Darts as Narrator (voice)
2013		Through the Keyhole (1 episode) as Self - Panelist (1 episode) as Self
2013		Dementamania
2013		Strange Hill High (26 episodes) as Various (voice)
2013		Catchphrase (1 episode)
2013		Pulp as Dave Burns
2013		Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners (44 episodes) as Self - Narrator
2013		Father Brown (1 episode) as John Banks
2013		Help Point as Stephen

2012		Uncle Wormsley's Christmas as Mr. Goodington and the Crabcatchers
2012		Evidently... John Cooper Clarke as Himself

2011		The Chase: Celebrity Special (1 episode) as Self
2011		Death in Paradise (1 episode) as DCI Chris Ricketts
2011		Celebrity Antiques Road Trip (1 episode) as Self - Participant
2011		Sooty (1 episode) as The Boss
2011		The Jonathan Ross Show (1 episode) as Self
2011		The Lock Up (14 episodes) as Narrator

2010		The Royle Family: Behind the Sofa as Self
2010		The Road to Coronation Street as Harry Kershaw

2009		Heads or Tails (1 episode) as Self - Contestant
2009		Big Top (6 episodes) as Geoff
2009		Peter Kay's Animated All Star Band: The Official BBC Children in Need Medley as Bill (Flowerpot Man)
2009		Angela and Friends (1 episode)

2008		Inkheart as Darius
2008		Celebrity Juice (3 episodes) as Self
2008		All Star Mr & Mrs (1 episode)
2008		Alan Carr's Celebrity Ding Dong (1 episode) as Self

2007		Sgt. Pepper: 'It Was 40 Years Ago Today...' as Self - Narrator (voice)
2007		Kingdom (6 episodes) as Nigel Pearson
2007		Mobile (3 episodes) as Ray Bould / Hypnotherapist
2007		Engineering the World Rally (6 episodes) as Himself - Narrator
2007		Skins (1 episode) as Sam Brooks

2006		Ghosthunting With... (12 episodes)
2006		New Street Law (14 episodes) as Charlie Darling
2006		The Dealer as Bat

2005		Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit as Mr. Windfall (voice)
2005		8 Out of 10 Cats (1 episode) as Self
2005		Monkey Trousers (7 episodes)

2004		Blackpool (6 episodes)
2004		Fat Slags as Foreman

2003		Celebrity Mastermind (1 episode) as Self - Contestant (1 episode)
2003		Appointment with Dr. Terrible as Interviewee – Actor
2003		The Terry and Gaby Show (1 episode)
2003		Comic Relief Does Fame Academy (40 episodes)

2002		Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway (1 episode) as Self
2002		24 Hour Party People as Charles
2002		Johnny Vaughan Tonight (1 episode) as Self

2001		Station Jim as Harold
2001		Dog Eat Dog as Football Coach
2001		Dr. Terrible's House of Horrible (1 episode) as Sir Donald Tyburn
2001		Murder in Mind (1 episode) as Alan Squires

2000		Born Romantic as First Cab Driver
2000		Randall & Hopkirk (Deceased) (1 episode)

1999		The Flint Street Nativity as Christian Jerrums / Innkeeper
1999		Suit You Sir! The Inside Leg Of The Fast Show as Himself
1999		It's Only TV But I Like It (1 episode) as Self

1998		You Are Here as Peter Keggy
1998		The Fast Show Live
1998		Cold Feet (61 episodes) as Pete Gifford
1998		Up 'n' Under as Stan
1998		Roger Roger (8 episodes) as Barry

1997		The Man Who Knew Too Little as Dimitri
1997		The Girl with Brains in Her Feet as Mr. Loughborough
1997		Midsomer Murders (1 episode) as Cooper Steinem

1996		Pond Life (20 episodes)
1996		Never Mind the Buzzcocks (1 episode) as Self - Panellist
1996		Roger Roger as Barry
1996		VIZ: Oh, Lordy! It's The Fat Slags in Blue Honeymoon
1996		Silent Witness (2 episodes) as DI Warren Bull

1995		Coogan's Run (3 episodes)
1995		Crapston Villas (20 episodes)
1995		The World of Lee Evans (1 episode) as Customer
1995		Dangerous Lady
1995		Fist of Fun (2 episodes) as Pied Piper of Hamelin
1995		The Young Poisoner's Handbook as Nathan

1994		Pauline Calf's Wedding Video as Fat Bob
1994		Ready Steady Cook (1 episode) as Self - Guest
1994		The Fast Show (34 episodes) as Various Characters
1994		Knowing Me Knowing You with Alan Partridge (1 episode) as Joe Beasley (1 episode) as Petty Officer Alan Partridge
1994		Smashie and Nicey: The End of an Era as Simon Joke
1994		Pie in the Sky (1 episode) as Andrew Vernon
1994		The Day Today (1 episode) as Treasurer
1994		Steve Coogan: Live 'n' Lewd as Bernard Right On/Various

1993		Paul Calf's Video Diary as Fat Bob
1993		Shooting Stars (1 episode) as Self
1993		Harry (2 episodes) as Royo

1992		The Dead Good Show (1 episode) as Various
1992		The Weekenders as Policeman 1
1992		Blue Heaven (1 episode) as Waiter 2
1992		Men Behaving Badly (16 episodes) as Ken

1991		Murder Most Horrid (1 episode) as Daniel Hoffmeyer
1991		Paul Merton: The Series (1 episode)
1991		Soldier Soldier (1 episode) as Sgt Dunn

1988

(1 episode) as Self

1964

(1 episode) as Self - Host

1952

(26 episodes)

Writing

2020

… Writer

1994		The Fast Show (27 episodes) … Writer
1994		Steve Coogan: Live 'n' Lewd … Writer

Directing

2019

… Director

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