Conquest of the Planet of the Apes (1972)

Written by Al Jolson on July 28, 2017

A few guys in rubber masks throwing some chairs around does not make a global conquest.

I understand the budgetary restraints but come on. Twenty guys running amok with a chair leg is way to weak.

The poster exclaims a spectacle like never before witnessed and what do we get? A small crowd of men in boiler suits wielding a cabbage at the authorities.

I swear one of the Apes even threw a comb at a policeman.

A shame the budget wasn't there as the cheapness really restricted the promise.