Beavis + Halloween candy = Cornholio, and his quest for more candy and -- of course -- T.P. for his bunghole.

As a class assignment for the weekend, the boys attempt to solve the mystery, but fall asleep before the arrival of the "Morning Wood Fairy".

The boys must give oral reports on U.S. history, or face flunking ninth grade; Beavis tells about last week's dinner at Burger World; Butt-head reports on the time he kicked Beavis in the 'nads.

Beavis and Butt-head try to score with a vice cop who is working undercover as a prostitute.

The guys follow VanDriessen and his date home, hoping to see them "doing it".

Beavis gets his arm trapped in a blood pressure testing machine in the supermarket, while Butt-head procrastinates rescuing him.

Beavis and Butt-head stumble upon a babysitting job, and, as usual, screw it up.

Beavis and Butt-head (a.k.a. Gerondo & 'The Pleasure Machine') make videos for a dating service to get chicks.

Beavis and Butt-head are recruited by Stewart's mom to find her missing little man.

Fed up with their attempts to get into Todd's gang, Beavis and Butt-head try to form their own.

After the new phone book is delivered, the boys decide to call someone, and start repeatedly terrorizing a guy named Harry Sachz with prank calls from the bathroom. Harry gets caller ID and traces the call to Butt-head...who gives him Stewart's address.

Beavis and Butthead get called into work on a busy day. Butt-head gets out of it and sends Beavis in by himself, then goes in to harass him, and other customers as the restaurant comes to a standstill.

Mr. Anderson leaves his yard sale to run the local bar for a friend, so Beavis and Butt-head take over and sell, sell, sell...everything.

Beavis and Butt-head attend a Parent-Teacher Association meeting and make a few suggestions on how to improve their education.

After Van Driessen falls off his desk and lands in the hospital, the class gets a substitute teacher -- until he falls off the desk, too.

Mr. Anderson asks Beavis and Butt-head to go shopping for him at the drug store; they buy everything except what was on his list.

Beavis and Butt-head finally manage to get their hands on some (non-alcoholic) beer and get "fit-shaced".

In this parody of "A Christmas Carol", Beavis annoys his manager at Burger World by cooking a mouse. Beavis has a dream in which he is the Scrooge-like manager there and Principal McVicker is one of his employees. Beavis is visited by Butt-head, the Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present and Future while trying to watch a porno on VHS.

In this parody of "It's A Wonderful Life", the duo are visited by his guardian angel, who shows Butt-Head that everyone in Highland would have had a better life if he had not been born. In the version of Highland in which Butt-Head had not been born, Anderson's yard is in a much better condition, Burger World has more customers and McVicker still has his hair. Beavis and Stewart are volunteers at a homeless shelter.