Call Girls, The Eradicator, Ballet, Crushing Your Head Part 2, Cause of Cancer, Pear, Kathie and the Blues Guy, Crushing Your Head Part 3

Sketches: Call Girls: Two girls call each other simultaneously. The Eradicator: The masked squash player. Ballet: The cruel ballet school teacher. Head Crusher #2: The head crusher crushes businessmen's heads. Cause Of Cancer: The Kids discover the cause of cancer. Pear: Man wakes up from the pear dream. Kathie The Blues Guy: Kathie & Mississippi Gary talk about their relationship. Head Crusher #3: Head crusher continued.

Thirty Helens 1, Sketch Comedy, Thirty Helens 2, Cabbage Head, Restaurant, Tractor, Sarcastic Guy, Buddy's Better, Thirty Helens 3, Womyn

Sketches:

- Thirty Helens Agree #1: "Love hurts." - Sketch Comedy: A comedy premise. - Thirty Helens Agree #2: "Honesty is the best policy." - Cabbage Head Restaurant: Cabbage Head goes on a date. - Tractor: Impromptu tractor formed with children. - Sarcastic Guy: The guy who can't help being sarcastic. - Buddy's Better: Buddy discusses the races. - Thirty Helens Agree #3: "You can't pay too much for a good pair of shoes." - Womyn: The guys discuss the ways they want to be like women.

Gunslinger II, Gorilla, Hey Man, Citizen Kane, Contact Lenses, Hey Man 2, Salty Ham, Hey Man 3

Sketches:

- Gunslinger #2: Gunfighter that runs a concession stand.

- Gorilla: Slapstick sketch about guys attacked by gorilla.

- Hey Man #1: Man harassed by guys on the street

- Citizen Kane: Two friends have a dispute about the name of a movie.

- Contact Lenses: Story of a modern hero told by guy in an alley

- Hey Man #2: Family harassed by guys continued.

- Salty Ham: Gordon complains about Fran's salty ham.

- Hey Man #3: Funeral goers harassed by guys concluded.

Deja Vu, Asshole, The Daves I Know, Menstruation, House Rules, The Dinner, Sick of the Swiss, Country Doctor

Sketches:

- Deja Vu: Guys fighting in alley, one gets deja vu

- Asshole: Rude guy ruins some friends' evening out.

- The Daves I Know: Bruce sings about the Daves he knows.

- Menstruation: Dave talks about menstruation.

- House Rules: Man fighting with wife demands to be let into the house.

- The Dinner: Timmy tries to console his mother & father.

- Sick Of The Swiss: The guy who is sick of the Swiss.

- Country Doctor: The leisurely country doctor comes to save the farmer.

Indian Drum, Geralds, Crushing Disco 1, Good Grampa, Explore Scott, Are Extraterrestrials Dull?, Elvis, Crushing Disco 2

Sketches:

- Indian Drum: Man screams about his lost indian drum

- Geralds: Businessmen negotiate relationships.

- Crushing Disco #1: Head crusher crushes heads outside a club.

- Good Grandpa: Family at dinner talks about Grandpa's poo.

- Explore Scott: Take a vacation on Scott's body.

- Are Extraterrestrials Dull?: Exploration of the question ""Are Extraterrestrials Dull?""

- Elvis: Bruce wonders what it would be like if Elvis were his landlord.

- Crushing Disco #2: Head crusher continued.

Thirty Helens 1, Bored Robbers, Running Faggot, Thirty Helens 2, Flogging, The Trucker, Can I Keep Him?

Sketches:

- Thirty Helens Agree #1: "Tattoos aren't for everyone."

- Bored Robber: Apathetic burglar robs apathetic homeowner.

- Running Faggot: The song of the running faggot.

- Thirty Helens Agree #2: Twenty-Nine Helens Agree, "Promptness is important."

- Flogging: Tense businessmen go to the gym to relax.

- The Trucker: The story of a truck owner.

- Can I Keep Him?: Kid brings home a stray businessman.

Hotel La Rut, Plummet, Hotel La Rut 2, First Poem, Fletcher Christian, Hotel La Rut 3, Joymakers

Sketches:

- Hotel La Rut #1: They can't help thinking about Tony.

- Plummet: Parachuters wonder about the odds.

- Hotel La Rut #2: Hotel continued.

- First Poem: Angered by world, Bobby writes first poem.

- Fletcher Christian: Not the real Fletcher Christian.

- Hotel La Rut #3: Hotel continued.

- Joymakers: Nena from Joymakers makes a surprise party at A.T. & Love.

Ping Pong, The Vacation, Ping Pong 2, Chain Gang, The Banker Doesn't Like Us, Dinosaurs, Ping Pong 3, Tony Comes to Dinner, The Banker Doesn't Like Us 2

Sketches:

- Ping Pong #1: The annoying ping pong watcher's commentary.

- The Vacation: The family blowout before the trip.

- Ping Pong #2: The annoying ping pong watcher.

- Chain Gang: Guy from the chain gang is recognized in a restaurant.

- Banker Doesn't Like Us #1: The ""Nobody Likes Us"" Guys try to get a loan.

- Dinosaurs: Buddy talks about dinosaurs' bad manners

- Ping Pong #3: The annoying ping pong watcher.

- Tony Comes To Dinner: White girl brings home a black boyfriend to meet her parents.

- Banker Doesn't Like Us #2: The ""Nobody Likes Us"" Guys continued.

A Place to Die, Secretaries, A Place to Die 2, Preacher, Weston, A Place to Die 3, Teddy Bears' Picnic

Sketches:

- A Place To Die #1: Man explains how he's going to die in the house he was born.

- Secretaries: Cathy & Kathie gossip about Tanya

- A Place To Die#2 : Die in that house continued.

- Preacher: Mark's preacher character

- Weston: Weston discusses the stars.

- A Place To Die #3: Die in that house continued.

- Teddy Bear's Picnic: Father tries to put his kid to sleep with a story.

Night of the Living Dead, Can Never Go Home, Thirty Helens Coleslaw, Under Control, Gunslinger 1, Star-Crossed Lovers, Thirty Helens Hawaii, Barbershop

Sketches:

- Night Of The Living Dead: Silly parody of the movie.

- Can Never Go Home: Attila and his lover have a spat.

- Thirty Helens Agree #1: Coleslaw

- Under Control: Fire at A.T. & Love.

- Gunslinger #1: Once shot a man just to watch him die.

- Star Crossed Lovers: The lovers that were like Romeo and Juliet were.

- Thirty Helens Agree #2: ""Hawaii was better before.""

- Barbershop: Clem tells stories in the barber shop.

Turning Over, Mood Swing, Billy Dreamer 1, Folk Music, Who's Gay in Hollywood?, Billy Dreamer 2, Skoora!

Sketches:

- Turning Over: Kathie turns over.

- Mood Swing: Several mood swings happen in this lovely home.

- Billy Dreamer #1 : Billy Dreamer talks to his boss.

- Folk Music: A discussion of folk music.

- Who's Gay In Hollywood?: Weston Esterhazy and Virgil discuss who's gay in Hollywood.

- Billy Dreamer #2: Billy Dreamer dreams while watching TV with friends.

- Skoora: The legend of Skoora, the gentle shark.

Sign of Loneliness, Networking, Lopez 1, Fat Hitch-Hiker, Lopez 2, No Regrets, The Lamp, Lopez 3, Indian Woman, Lopez 4

Sketches:

- Signs Of Loneliness: What's happening in the lonely city.

- Networking: Gerald and Gerald network at a business party.

- Lopez #1: Man calls out for Lopez outside of a house.

- Fat Hitch-hiker: Man gives a "fat" guy a lift.

- Lopez #2: Lopez continued.

- No Regrets: Man criticizes donut shop customers.

- The Lamp: Man who has to call the wife of a man who was killed by a lamp.

- Lopez #3: Lopez continued.

- Indian Woman: Boy who has decided to become an Indian woman.

- Lopez #4: Credits.

Editors Intro, Editors (Film), Break Up, I Lied, Dull Death, I'm a Cat, My Routine, Schoolroom, Editors Finale

Sketches:

- Editors Intro: Editors discuss what to cut.

- Breakup: Song about Bobby's breakup.

- Editors #2: Editors discuss what to cut continued.

- I Lied: Story of a man and his father.

- Dull Death: The guy with the life-after death experience.

- I'm A Cat The life of a cat, with the cat jazz band.

- My Routine: The everyday routine of one man.

- Schoolroom: Boring teacher has affair during class.

- Editors Finale : Editors discuss what to cut continued.

Death Row, White Guy, Crazy Love, Buddy's Island, Captain Alan, Mechanic, Baby

Sketches:

- Death Row: Girls discuss cutest boy on death row.

- Man Guy: The faux blues man from Vermont.

- Crazy Love: The men who love all women.

- Buddy's Island Buddy stranded on a desert Island.

- Captain Alan: Drunk guy pretends to be a cop.

- Mechanic: The mechanic with the beautiful blonde locks.

- Baby: A baby-less couple talks to a mother in the park.

The Floater, Is He?, Thirty Helens: Pens, Manny Coon, Thirty Helens: Minds, Bass Player, Compensation, Thirty Helens: Disagree, Power of my Cock

Sketches:

- The Floater: Man wonders how did this happen.

- Is He?: Cathy & Kathie wonder if the new guy is gay.

- Thirty Helens Agree #1: Pens.

- Manny Coon: A brief speech by Manny Coon.

- Thirty Helens Agree #2: Minds.

- Bass Player: A tribute to a bass player

- Compensation: Workmen explain how compensation works.

- Thirty Helens Agree #3: Disagree.

- Power Of My Cock: A man holds the house hostage from inside the bathroom.

Boo!, Dracula, The Middle, Crushing Girlfriend, Mass Murderer, B & K, Beautiful Women

Sketches:

- Boo!: The author of scary books.

- Dracula: Leslie has a friend over.

- The Middle: A comedy sketch premise.

- Crushing Girlfriend: Head Crusher's friend comes over.

- Mass Murderer: A look at the life of a murderer.

- B&K: A song and dance team.

- Darcy Pennell: Ugly women's fashions.

Love Me, Stinky Pink, Premise Beach, Crouton, Olympics, Premise Beach 2, Shitty Soup, She's Gone

Sketches:

- Love Me: Guy cooking steaks; guys runs up. - Stinky Pink: Fran's friend Barbara explains to her son about her separation and new hair color. - Premise Beach #1: People who shouldn't run for office. - Crouton: The story of the big crouton. - Olympics: Tragedy at the Olympics. - Premise Beach #2: People with gift heads. - Shitty Soup: Everyone who comes here has it. - She's Gone : Girl leaves guy because of fly on his face.

Hey Baby, Island Boys, Can't Kill Rock, Tarantula, Cat's Away, Mutilated, Car Ride, OWWW

Sketches:

- Hey Baby: Guys at a bar bark at women.

- Island Boys: Island-native brothers discuss manhood.

- Can't Kill Rock: Bobby and teacher discuss the death of rock.

- Tarantula: The pick up artist.

- Cat's Away: Guys party when girlfriends leave.

- Mutilated: Scott complaining about some missing... skin.

- Car Ride: A nice ride through the country.

- Owww: Monique the pyromaniac is fired.

Fat Man, How We Met, Thirty Helens: Photos, Bank People, Double Date, Buddy is Canadian, Buddy Holly, Thirty Helens: Helens, Dr. Seuss Bible

Sketches:

- Fat Man: The fat man song.

- How We Met Nena and husband find out how their friends met.

- Thirty Helens Agree #1 : "There's a time and a place to show photos of your kids."

- Bank People: Who the hell are they.

- Double Date: The guys go on a date in a restaurant.

- Buddy Is Canadian: Buddy discusses Canadians.

- Buddy Holly: What Buddy Holly was really like.

- Thirty Helens Agree #2: "A Helen is a Helen."

- The Dr. Seuss Bible: A presentation of the Bible if it was written by Dr. Seuss.

Sketches:

Death Row: Episode 115

- Stars- Dave, Bruce, Kevin, Mark

- Recurring Characters- Melanie

- In short- Girls discuss cutest boy on death row.

Banker Doesn't Like Us: Episode 108

- Stars- Dave, Kevin, Scott

- Recurring Characters- "Nobody Likes Us" Guys

- In Short- They can't get a loan because Elinor doesn't like them.

Buddy's Better: Episode 102

- Stars- Scott

- Recurring Characters- Buddy Cole

- In short- Buddy comments on what "they say" about the races.

Crushing Your Head #2: Episode 101

- Stars- Dave, Bruce, Mark, Kevin, Scott

- Recurring Characters- Mr. Tiscic aka Mr. Tyzik aka the Headcrusher

- In Short- The Headcrusher crushes businessmen's heads.

Citizen Kane: Episode 103

- Stars- Bruce, Kevin, Scott

- Recurring Characters- n/a

- In Short- It was Citizen Kane...or maybe it was Psycho.

Car Ride: Episode 119

- Stars- Bruce

- Recurring Characters- n/a

- In short- The $300 car.

Womyn: Episode #102

- Stars- Dave, B

Skits

You Millionaires!

- Stars: Dave, Bruce, Kevin, Mark, Scott

- Recurring Characters: N/A

- In short: A man asks the millionaires to leave his trash alone.

Oversensitive Guy

- Stars: Dave, Bruce, Kevin

- Recurring Characters: N/A

- In short: The Oversensitive Guy's girlfriend dumps him.

Working Stiffs

- Stars: Mark

- Recurring Characters: Mr. Tiscic aka Mr. Tyzik aka the Headcrusher

- In short: The Headcrusher crushes yuppies' heads.

Goodnight Nookie

- Stars: Bruce, Mark

- Recurring Characters: Cabbagehead

- In short: Cabbagehead gets his date to let him in for a drink.

Rusty

- Stars: Dave, Bruce, Kevin, Scott

- Recurring Characters: N/A

- In short: Rusty likes seniors.

Old Lady/Battle

- Stars: Kevin, Mark, Scott

- Recurring Characters: Mr. Tiscic aka Mr. Tyzik aka the Headcrusher

- In short: A man tries to save an old lady from the Headcrusher.

Love at First Sight

- Stars: Scott

- Recurring Characters: Buddy Cole

- In short: Buddy discusses the notion of love at first sight.

Reg

- Stars: Dave, Bruce, Kevin, Mark, Scott

- Recurring Characters: N/A

- In short: Four men's buddy Reg.

Headcrusher quits for the Night

- Stars: Dave, Bruce, Kevin, Mark, Scott

- Recurring Characters: Mr. Tiscic aka Mr. Tyzik aka the Headcrusher

- In short: The Headcrusher quits for the night...or does he?