The Constables have to think quickly when they accidently divorce a sparring couple. Meanwhile across town, randy seniors are letting it all hang out.

Constables Cooper and Edgar have to apologize to a crook for shooting him with a tazer. Constables Tait and Kimizu are asked to arrest an entire neighborhood.

The Sergeant fires her weapon in defence - at a racoon. The community backlashes against police brutality and protests for the rights of the local wildlife.

Constables Kimizu and Tait's police cruiser is stolen. They have to rely on a helpful taxi driver to get it back. Problem is, the taxi driver has his own agenda.

A mistaken identity could cause an international incident, thankfully the Constables find their missing men. Constable Rita Tait is asked to represent the squad on Canada Day, but she's not sure she's Canadian enough.

Constable Edgars finally catches the fish that got away

Constable Cooper finally has a hot date but work keeps getting in the way.

A new constable spells chaos for the squad. Meanwhile Constable Kimizu gets a little too excited about the local flora.

Two masked robbers steal Sergeant Harris's mint condition car moments before the lease expires.

Contable Mike Edgar is re-assigned a new partner, unfortunatley his new partner is a dog - and an old, farty one. He begs the Sergeant for a real partner, and finally gets his wish.

Constable Mike Edgar and his new partner have to subdue the local loon, unfortunatley, the loon takes their advice to heart and sets off a neighborhood scandal.

Constables Edgar and Tyler help a delusional old man into his home, problem is, he doesn't live there. Meanwhile Constables Tait and Kimizu chase a kangaroo story.