- If you're running from bad guys and you're in a small town, hide in a house with a shotgun. Do not leave the area.
- Underground hackers who works with news all day, still doesn't recognize Alex Parrish the hero.
- Underground hackers will trust you if you use British curse words and look innocent.
- You can easily knock someone unconscious through a sturdy hazmat visor.
- When you're an actor with OCD and there's no coaster on set, use the magazine under the fruit bowl.
- A team of super secret agents can be seen regularly at the local pub without risk being connected to each other.
- When your cover is blown by the press, best not to tell your boss but start dating the journalist instead.
- Ryan can recognize every bay area in the country.
- Clay Haas doesn't answer the phone when his team is calling with what could be vital information, because he's a big baby.
- Angry women with a firm voice scares the crap out of police officers.
And a bonus:
You can join the super secret team put together by the President if your friends vouch for you and say pretty please.
Don't worry Quantico, I still like you.