Prince Charles refuses to help Theresa May secure a trade deal with the Chinese, but when Camilla withholds his conjugal rights, Charles agrees to host a banquet. Wills wants to be a hands-on dad, mixing with ordinary parents, but comes to realise childcare is a nightmare, while Pippa is preparing to marry Johnny, but is enraged that Kate has been made patron of Wimbledon and decides to put a gypsy curse on her.

Reviving his clubbing heyday, Harry buys a club and asks Kate to be the DJ, while Beatrice and Eugenie work the door.

The third instalment of the comedy soap opera about the royal family. Kate is reluctant to join a royal pheasant shoot at Sandringham, but Wills warns if she’s ever going to fit into the family she’d better kill something. Harry seeks revenge on Johnny for cheating him out of his nightclub. Wills stumbles upon his father’s identical twin brother Chuck, kept prisoner in the attic for 68 years following a mix-up that was supposed to see Charles locked away. Charles’s twin is the rightful heir, and seems like he’d make a wonderful king, but which version of Charles will the family choose?

The outrageous royal comedy soap opera continues. Kate and Wills visit Charles’s traditionalist new town, Poundbury in Dorset, where Charles is unveiling another statue of himself. Will Pippa leave her fiancé Johnny after she learns that he’s lost his fortune and has become a pizza delivery man? Kate runs into old flame Gypsy Ricky who reminds her they’re still married following a traditional gypsy ritual; will Camilla use this to destroy Kate in her latest plan to grab power?

Charles announces he'll become absolute monarch, as the new Magna Carta decrees. He just needs one world leader's endorsement... Donald Trump arrives with an indecent proposal. Wills and Kate oppose the absolute monarchy, and Pippa's wedding day arrives but will Harry let her go through with it?