Don attempts to write a book while under pressure from the demanding Eddie.

Don challenges Eddie to a game of Russian Roulette with chilli sauce in cups of tea.

Don helps Eddie in his attempt to break the world muffin eating record.

Don tries to replicate the famous William Tell scene by placing a grape on the head of an unwilling Eddie, and taking aim.

Don is joined by Jackson Five for a song about the practical difficulties of dating a mermaid.