Cast 64

1. 

   Carlos Alazraqui

   Deputy James Garcia

2. 

   Mary Birdsong

   Deputy Cherisha Kimball

3. 

   Robert Ben Garant

   Deputy Travis Junior

4. 

   Kerri Kenney

   Deputy Trudy Wiegel

5. 

   Thomas Lennon

   Lieutenant Jim Dangle

6. 

   Wendi McLendon-Covey

   Deputy Clementine Johnson

7. 

   Niecy Nash-Betts

   Deputy Raineesha Williams

8. 

   Cedric Yarbrough

   Deputy S. Jones

9. 

   Lennie Loftin

   Chief of Police

10. 

    Danny DeVito

    District Attorney

11. 

    Alejandra Gutierrez

    Miss Acapulco

12. 

    Brandon Molale

    Kevlar Guy

13. 

    Kathryn Fiore

    Cheyenne the Helicopter Model

14. 

    David Koechner

    Sheriff of Aspen

15. 

    Dave Holmes

    Persnickety Desk Worker

16. 

    Patton Oswalt

    Jeff Spoder

17. 

    Toby Huss

    Glen the Desk Clerk

18. 

    Cathy Shim

    Spring Break Dream Girl

19. 

    Ian Roberts

    Captain Rogers, DHS

20. 

    Chris Tallman

    Alligator Expert

21. Tamara Fox Meyerson

    Tammy

22. 

    Paul Rudd

    Ethan the Drug Lord

23. 

    Marisa Petroro

    Drug Lord's Girlfriend

24. 

    Kyle Dunnigan

    Drug Lord's First Hostage

25. 

    David Wain

    Breen the Plumber

26. Todd Holoubek

    Tattooed Guy

27. 

    Michael Patrick Jann

    Tattoo Shop Owner #1

28. 

    Nick Swardson

    Terry

29. 

    Brian T. Finney

    Decontamination Guy

30. 

    Irina Voronina

    Russian Model

31. 

    Steve Little

    Drug Lord's Second Hostage

32. 

    Joe Lo Truglio

    Tattoo Shop Owner #2

33. 

    Ken Marino

    Deaf Tattoo Artist

34. Kevin Allison

    Tattoo Victim

35. 

    Eric Price

    Wrestling Referee

36. Kathryn Smith

    Jello Wrestler

37. 

    David Veach

    Dangle's "Body Double"

38. Mary Castro

    Wiegel's "Body Double"

39. 

    Michael Ian Black

    Ron of Ron's Tattoo

40. 

    Michael Showalter

    Paul

41. Shanti Hall

    Hot Paramedic

42. 

    Mindy Sterling

    Spoder's Mom

43. Matthew Budds

    Clapping Cop

44. Michael Hoback

    Barry Baum

45. 

    Paul Reubens

    Sir Terrence

46. 

    Jack Plotnick

    Steve Marmella

47. 

    Oscar Nunez

    Jose Jose Jose

48. 

    Floyd Van Buskirk

    Proctologist

49. Jason Bartley

    Mansion Gunman (uncredited)

50. David Cohen

    Policeman (uncredited)

51. 

    Tracy Dali

    Bike Cop (uncredited)

52. 

    Rico Devereaux

    Smoking Cop (uncredited)

53. Duke Gonzalez

    Self (uncredited)

54. 

    Dwayne Johnson

    Rick Smith, S.W.A.T. (uncredited)

55. 

    Theresa Joy

    Roller Babe (uncredited)

56. 

    Kent Kasper

    Alabama State Trooper (uncredited)

57. Alyssa LeBlanc

    Stripper (uncredited)

58. 

    J.P. Manoux

    Naked Armenian (uncredited)

59. 

    Jill-Michele Meleán

    Southern Spring Breaker (uncredited)

60. 

    JT Mollner

    Newspaper Reporter (uncredited)

61. Bobby Silva

    Bartender (uncredited)

62. 

    Aaron Takahashi

    Japanese Tourist (uncredited)

63. 

    Jason Williams

    Police Officer (uncredited)

64. 

    Jaime Zevallos

    Police Officer (uncredited)

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