Cast 137

1. 

   Kevin Farley

   Michael Malone

2. 

   Kelsey Grammer

   General George S. Patton

3. 

   Leslie Nielsen

   Osama Bin Nielsen / Grandpa

4. 

   Trace Adkins

   Angel of Death

5. 

   Robert Davi

   Aziz

6. 

   Geoffrey Arend

   Mohammed

7. 

   Travis Schuldt

   Josh

8. 

   Jon Voight

   President George Washington

9. 

   James Woods

   Todd Grosslight

10. 

    Dennis Hopper

    Judge Clarence Henderson

11. 

    Kevin Sorbo

    George Mulrooney

12. 

    Bill O'Reilly

    Himself

13. 

    David Alan Grier

    Rastus Malone

14. 

    Gary Coleman

    Slave

15. 

    Christopher McDonald

    Lab Technician

16. 

    Serdar Kalsin

    Ahmed

17. 

    Oliver Muirhead

    Neville Chamberlain

18. 

    Karri Turner

    Lab Tech 2

19. 

    Alaina Huffman

    Celebrity 1

20. 

    Paris Hilton

    Herself

21. 

    Simon Rex

    Himself

22. Dana Lyn Baron

    Speaker 1940's

23. 

    Julian Berlin

    Woman at Awards Party

24. 

    Cocoa Brown

    Airport Security Guard 1

25. 

    Jen Halperin

    Hottie

26. Mary Castro

    Hottie

27. 

    Nikki DeLoach

    Lily

28. 

    Susan Deming

    It's That Michael Malone!

29. 

    Katie Gill

    Rehearsal Actress

30. 

    Cameron Goodman

    Political Aide

31. 

    Camille Grammer Meyer

    I Gave up an Ass Lift for This?

32. 

    Mary Hart

    Entertainment Tonight Host

33. Kaleigh Kennedy

    Becca/Kaleigh

34. Simone Lotter

    Partygoer 2

35. 

    Jillian Murray

    Heather

36. 

    Gail O'Grady

    Jane Wagstaffe

37. 

    Anna Osceola

    Molly Duncan

38. 

    Lu Parker

    Reporter 1

39. 

    Amy Povich

    Airport Passenger 1

40. Jane Park Smith

    Reporter 2

41. 

    Jenna Vogeler

    Tiny Tina/Jenna

42. 

    Lauren Lee Smith

    Voice of Reason

43. 

    Nadine Ellis

    Parent

44. Marilyn Rising

    Parent

45. Julianne Waters

    Columbia Student '1968'

46. 

    Christy Williams

    Columbia Student '1968'

47. 

    Alexander DiPersia

    Rehearsal Actor

48. 

    Sandi Johnson

    Professor

49. 

    Mark Vafiades

    Look Out! It's Those Christians!

50. 

    Jesse Heiman

    Young Michael Malone

51. 

    Brent Lydic

    Wounded Soldier

52. 

    Chriss Anglin

    John F. Kennedy

53. 

    Brandon Alter

    He's Much Fatter in Person.

54. 

    Scott Bailey

    Celebrity 2

55. Morgan Beck

    "Free History Term Papers"

56. Randall Bosley

    Mussolini

57. Joanne Bowland

    Intern

58. Vicki Browne

    Rosie O'Connell

59. 

    Jeff Corbett

    Policeman 2

60. Rebekah Crane

    Girl Scout

61. Tony X. Deale

    Security Guard

62. Chrisanne Eastwood

    Hippie 2

63. Mell Flynn

    "Traitor!"

64. Lisa Fredrickson

    Singer

65. Carl De Gersdorff

    Teddo

66. Eileen Gonzales

    Reporter on TV

67. Allen Lee Haff

    Airport Security Guard 2

68. 

    Joe Hartzler

    'Marines!' / Sassy Sailor

69. Mark Henderson

    Minister 2

70. 

    Benton Jennings

    Hitler

71. Jack Kelly

    You're a Disgrace Protest Yeller

72. 

    Coco Leigh

    Nun on Bus

73. 

    Zachary Levi

    Lab Tech 1

74. 

    Joey Luthman

    Boy Scout

75. 

    Rich McDonald

    Thought You Hated Country Music!

76. Meghan McEveety

    Trophy Girl

77. Brighid McEveety

    Girl at BBQ

78. 

    Steve Monroe

    Airport Passenger 2

79. 

    Tyler Jacob Moore

    Marty

80. 

    Joey Naber

    Terrorist 2

81. Durrell Nelson

    Chaplain

82. 

    John O'Hurley

    Silvano

83. David Oved

    Afghan Prisoner 2

84. 

    Norman Panto

    Accordion Player

85. Robert Pierce

    Minister 1

86. 

    Bill Posley

    Mose Malone

87. Oren Rehany

    Terrorist on Bike

88. F. Lee Reynolds

    Subway Policeman

89. 

    Bryant Romo

    "Sailors!"

90. Elizabeth Scott

    I'm Starved.

91. Evan Sayet

    Patient in Line

92. 

    Atticus Shaffer

    Timmy / Atticus

93. 

    Sammy Sheik

    Subway Terrorist

94. Abbie Shepherd

    Trophy Girl at BBQ

95. Joe Sikorra

    Policeman (MSG) 1

96. Steve Spiro

    Cuban Commander

97. 

    Richard Tanner

    Village Voter

98. Peter F. Tegan

    Stagehand

99. Fred Travalena

    Jimmy Carter

100. Hiroshi Ueha

     Tojo

101. Lee von Ernst

     Hippie 1

102. Josh Zucker

     Voice of Reason

103. Sarah Zucker

     Voice of Reason

104. Paul R. Goldberg

     Cocktail Musician

105. John T. Hatton

     Cocktail Musician

106. Allen Simpson

     Cocktail Musician / Musician

107. Joanna Repsold

     Wedding Guest

108. Badger Wagstaffe

     Wedding Guest

109. 

     Cheryl Baxter

     Parent

110. Troy Christian

     Parent

111. Laura Fremont

     Parent

112. 

     Michael Higgins

     Parent

113. Elisabeth Jee

     Parent

114. 

     Blane Savage

     Parent

115. Marc Oka

     Parent

116. 

     Carlton Wilborn

     Parent

117. 

     Heather Lea Gerdes

     Professor

118. 

     Marcy Goldman

     Professor

119. 

     Ernest Harden Jr.

     Professor

120. 

     Anthony Marciona

     Professor

121. Stan Mazin

     Professor

122. 

     Bubba Dean Rambo

     Professor

123. Jerry Trent

     Professor

124. 

     Keith Allan

     Plantation Singer

125. Fred Braggs

     Plantation Singer

126. Eddie Eason

     Plantation Singer

127. Jimmy Fisher

     Plantation Singer

128. Julio Hanson

     Plantation Singer

129. Tyree Mills

     Plantation Singer

130. Andre Washington

     Plantation Singer

131. 

     Reshma Gajjar

     Columbia Student '1968'

132. Christopher Jenkins Holmes

     Columbia Student '1968'

133. 

     Brian Michael Jones

     Columbia Student '1968'

134. Eric Gustafson

     Musician

135. David Kogge

     Musician

136. Dan Vulovic

     Musician

137. Adam Yasmin

     Musician

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