Luke Goss, you gotta stop putting me through crap like this man, please just be in another good movie!

7 Below is bad, and it's the kind of bad that really can't be excused or overlooked. The awful sound mixing alone would disqualify it from being any sort of worthwhile, but that is merely where 7 Below's problems begin, not where they end. Please do yourself the favour of avoiding this movie like the plague.

Final rating:★ - Of no value. Avoid at all costs.